I’m a huge shooting brake/longroof fanboy and I’ve gotta say...that thing is fugly AF.  No thanks.

Not just cool, tacticool. 

Not just cool, tacticool. 

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

It would have been SO easy for this to be a PR win for Delta.

Yep, that’s the distinction.  There is a really high threshold for a certified “service animal”.  Most of the dogs you see running around on these airplanes these days are NOT service animals.

Shit cleaning before boarding is a $20 surcharge. It’s all there in the contract.

I got $50 that says it’s not a legitimate service dog, but someone who bought a vest on Amazon. I have had it with these motherfucking fakes on these motherfucking planes!

I never sit in a seat without looking in it first. I didn’t need this story to start looking in a seat before parking my own butt in it.

He’s also been contacted by a bunch of lawyers who want to take on the case

It’s a colloquialism of motorcycle reporting. Generally anything 250cc and under is called “small bore”. 

The real question is can the dealers properly sell it. I remember looking at Buell back in the day...I was interested in the Ulysses. Got completely ignored on a Tuesday when it was dead. They didn't want to sell different then, will they be able to now?

Acura CL-S was another as well, I owned one.  The TLX never had a manual option on any of the engine choices.

Thanks for reading!

Tom, your articles are always informative based on your ongoing experience in the business, and having you here is a real asset to Jalopnik (a win-win). Thanks.

Tom you either talk to so many dealerships that you inevitably find the bad ones, or you’re just really good at finding the bad ones. I sell Fords and we are the only approved Ford Performance and Roush dealer in the area so we get specialized shopppers all the time. If someone asks about an independent PPI, I offer…

My wife’s grandpa. A few years ago while riding with him, he blew through a stoplight without even noticing. About 2 months ago the same thing happened and he got t-boned. 

Counterpoint: Nissan is crap. 

Or, alternatively: 

@Elhigh: You are absolutely correct. I was thinking about the live axle front end on the Ford and Dodge and then apparently stopped thinking. Thanks for catching that!

"...those vans drove like the trucks upon which they were based..."