I was going to say it’s against the Geneva laws, like shooting a parachuter. But that only applies to airmen descending from a disabled aircraft. I got nuthin... broom stick away!

they forgot the golden rule! Check the angle of your dangle

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

Let me get a draw on that. 

Ah, yes... exactly what FCA needs: more complicated electronics, lithium batteries, and electric motors. Let me get my marshmallows ready for the inevitable bonfire. 

Best car for barely making ends meet: Mitsubishi Mirage

Best car for braking on the on ramp: Chevrolet Equinox

Can I use my Rakuten portal and Amazon Smile at the same time?

Especially that purple lettuce. I’m convinced it grows rotten. I’ve never seen purple lettuce and thought, “Oh yeah, that definitely looks safe to eat. Please get in my belly.”

Wheels should be the smallest diameter that clears the brakes. Change my mind. 

What on earth are you talking about? If you need me to spell it out for you... Pontiac went under because their attention to detail was terrible. Exhibit A: an entire socket left in a production vehicle that was released by the factory and sold to a customer.

The suburban getting a star is Hollywood’s JD Powa award. Chevy’s marketing department doesn’t know which way is up.

Reason #347 why Pontiac is no more. 

hot take

I can’t take you serious with “da” in your name. 

This apple is red. That orange is orange. 

If we don’t buy gimmicky clickbait garbage will the attention-whores stop making it?

If we don’t buy gimmicky clickbait garbage will the attention-whores stop making it?

“Time to leave, Dr. Doak”

I spent 4 days in NYC and never used Uber. I took a ferry, subway, bus, and even drove my truck through Times Square. It was a cool experience. I didn’t even think about using Uber because it was always faster to just walk.