They’re still plentiful in NYC where a pack costs $16. 

Surely this was just to service his sponsor. Look at his jersey (? “athlete” ?) in the first picture.

Booger is tough to listen to ad nauseam, but occasionally he provides excellent insight into the play. He’s a little too colloquial compared to most commentators. 

At a Halloween event in grade school (at school), I asked for the exact same face painting when I was 9-years-old. The volunteer reluctantly agreed. It looked pretty good.

Ask the internet what it should be called and find that it will inevitably be named “Shocky McShockerface”

Missed opportunity to complain about the hair

Vape one out for the homie

Is it safe to roast marshmallows on the lithium-fueled result of Harley Davidson going down in flames? Just wondering if I should start making popcorn or stock up on Jet-Puffs. Thx

That’s a tail, not a wing. 

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. 

He’s definitely not projecting or anything. 

Imagine kinja worked and I was able to post the picture of the alternator tattoo. Cue laugh reel

I was going to say that Toyota probably should have started with the Highlander, but the RAV4 outsells the Highlander by 50%. Hopefully, based on the inevitable roaring success, this expands to other models like the Highlander, Sienna, and Camry. Lexus NX/RX would benefit as well. 

no resemblance

ehem...

No dual-clutch

1. It’s not purple. It’s burgandy, bordeaux, or merlot.

Tesla: Expendables 

20 years ago, Wagoneers were relegated to junk yards and were only coveted for their axles. They have only recently reached peak hipster overland status. Formerly, they were only worth what someone was willing to pay for the spinny bits underneath. 

Projecting much?