Bingo. They’re here to turn this into profit ASAP 

Row your own red

Looked like a Celica?

TIL: strike pay is a thing. 

Wheels should be the smallest size that fits the brakes.  I’ve been saying that for years.

An Acura design so forgettable that I don’t remember what it looks like while I’m staring straight at it.

Tires are where the rubber meets the road. 

grilla warfare

An Acura design so forgettable that I don’t remember what it looks like while I’m staring straight at it.

Thought so. Thanks for confirming. 

Why drywall dust?

Those cost as much as a house. A house in Pismo, no less. 

They need one that’s extra medium. 

“Now run across that field and dodge my shotgun slugs. I feel like hunting humans.”

Harley Davidson brand:

So... grills not big enough?

Over 200 horsepower per liter is an achievement for any production car. Mercedes can rightfully charge whatever they want for this engineering marvel. 

ABC: Always Be Cteaching-people-how-to-drive-stick-to-make-the-sale

Literally would never drive one