Lexus: Is it me that is out of touch with the market? No, it’s the market that is out of touch with reality!

When I use my blinker in Houston, people think it’s an invitation to accelerate into my blind spot. I really don’t like driving in H-town. 

Remember when exposed screws were acceptable on headlights? It looks fine, but you won’t find that kind of stuff anymore.

Time is linear. New cars get older. Old cars get olderer.

You can go buy an iM (formerly known as the Scion iM, formerly known as the Toyota Matrix). 

That’s all this is: Halo car like the Ford GT. John Cena can flip his, GM gets media attention, Darrell and his other brother Darryl keep on buying Cameros [sic].

No, you’re worng.

Do you think before you type? Or do you just let your fingers flop all over the keys and just hit enter?

Ew. Get away, leper  

Why would anybody choose this over a Lexus GS350? You can get a 2016 F-Sport for less than $40k. Even if you insist on front wheel drive, there are better options for $40k. Now I’m going to judge every new Camry XSE.

I draw the line there. Scooters don’t get waves.

Too drunk to take their hands off their vibrators

Can’t let the other dentists see you being polite to that ATGATT idiot on his R6.

“Harley-Davidson is about inclusion. Harley-Davidson is about togetherness. Harley-Davidson is about community.”

This guy YOLO’d his whole reputation on a generalization about tourism in southeast Asia. r/wallstreetbets irl.  

Crazy Rich Asians 2: Tokyo Drift

I don’t see a problem here. 

Yeah, in SM you can’t walk 10' without tripping over a bird.

get out

Jezebel is leaking again. I don’t know who this Banks girl is, but it’s obvious she’s grasping at relevancy.