A seemingly helpful blogger posts an article about scammers, supposedly as a way to alert unsuspecting travelers. But as you’re scrolling through the stories of gypsy kids and crooked taxi drivers, the blogger steals your valuables and pickpockets you.

So this happened on a tram then?

As soon as you ask that question we are no longer talking about country music. Whatever this guy is, country music he is not.

I worked at FAO Schwarz for 10 years, from 1989-99. I had some of the best personal and professional experiences of my entire life there, from riding in a freight elevator with the MGM lion, to Diana Ross telling me she loved my hair, to helping the security department escape Michael Jackson out a service exit after…