You might not care when you’re bleeding to death, but what about when you’re dealing with the anguish of bone spurs?

That child with a baby is only three years older than my sweet, dumb (in an endearing, adolescent way) son. He doesn’t have a full driver’s license yet. He’s hoping to land his first after school job soon. The thought of him procreating three years from now makes me feel light-headed.

Bingo. She won her seat back as a fucking write-in, so she owes The Party nothin’.

Murkowski also had no Republican help in her election (they wanted someone else) so her revenge on everyone is total and complete

A big reason McCain is getting the accolades is because he disrupted his surgery recovery to vote to begin this 3-ring circus. I’ll never forgive him for that. This mess didn’t need to happen.

I’ve never commented before on Kinja, but I wanted to make a point that had the procedural motion to move forward on debate failed, McConnell and co. could’ve gone back to the drawing board and come back with a bill and tried to pass it as a budget reconciliation bill with only 51 votes. However, budget reconciliation…

Texas Rep. Blake Farenthold blamed women Republican senators for stalling the bill. He even challenged them to a duel, saying, “If it was a guy from South Texas, I might ask him to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style.”

Eh, I doubt it will shake out to any real backlash for him. He’s not going to run again ever so he doesn’t need to worry about that. And attacking the war hero with terminal brain cancer is not a good look so most of the ire is probably still going to go to Collins and Murkowski.

The cynical perspective is that EVERYONE knows how bad this was and letting McCain, a man from a purple state who has a lot of sympathy right now because of the cancer diagnoses and will not live to the end of his term, be the deciding vote to give the other 49 Repubs cover to say they did what they said they would do…

Man, looks like they should have used some of that “extreme vetting” they like to talk about. Or like, maybe Googled this guy.

I hope they release him ASAP so he can continue the hunt for Nicole and Ron’s real killer.

I was just faced with the question, “Would I rather have Trump or OJ Simpson as president?” and I honestly don’t know the answer to that.

O.J. signing to do a reality show upon his release?

I dunno... The NYT has been ripping pretty hard into the Trump administration. What are they supposed to do, post Trump’s picture on the front page of every issue with the headline “This Fuckstick Is Fucking Hitler, Ya Dumb Shits”?

I don’t know if there’s a difference, but if my husband told me to get my vagina tightened because I gave birth to a human, I would get super pissed.

I saw the same documentary. The same as there are women who benefit from breast reductions there are some women whose inner labia are exceptionally long, chafe and make them physically uncomfortable.

Or my eyebrows :( (i hate knowing that my mom was right all along and I should have listened to her good advice.)

I assume he also handles saggy balls? Where’s the saggy ball doc?

On one hand, women own their own bodies and have a right to modify it to their liking.