“We are all guilty of falling asleep with our contacts in, failing to regularly disinfect our lens, and forgetting to wash our hands before we put them in and take them out.”

You just described The Social Contract.  Rules only matter as long as we all agree that they matter and that not following them has consequences.  Trump obviously has opted out of The Social Contract.

I hope it kills him.
The “loss” of Mitch McConnell should be a national day of celebration.

I have a new idea. Instead of covering all the dumb bullshit that Bloomberg does, let’s just ignore it. He’s adhering the philosophy of “the only bad news is no news”. Giving him coverage, positive or negative, is keeping his name out there which is enough to have him rise in the polls. That’s how we got Trump, and we…

I gotta go with Sweet Baby Ray’s. I’m partial to the Hickory & Brown Sugar version myself, but other flavors are pretty good too. Great for chicken, burgers, ribs, brisket, baked potatoes with bacon & cheese, even meatloaf if you make it right. Most grocery stores I’ve been to out west carry it, but if you can’t find…

I gotta go with Sweet Baby Ray’s. I’m partial to the Hickory & Brown Sugar version myself, but other flavors are…

...died on Saturday in a tragic accident.

I have bought successfully from two different companies online (Firmoo and Zenni). My son and daughter both bought from Zenni. My daughter also recently bought from Coastal or the other one.

The speed limit was 55 and the guy was driving at 70. Nuff said. I’d say that should be a lesson to all of you idiots who speed, but you’re too stubborn and arrogant.

So, to sum it up:

I'm thinking hollandaise is the right move here.

As we’ve pointed out before, it’s highly unlikely you will get picked to be audited unless your income is very high.

There’s a silly joke where saying “Oh, that’s nice” and patting your chest is the Southern Debutante’s way of saying “Fuck you, bitch.” So, whenever I hear “that’s nice” I fondly think of the joke.

If you are friends or even worse, dating someone who refuses to acknowledge your thoughts, the only answer is you shouldn’t be friends or dating this person. you don’t have to be friends with everyone, not everyone has to like you. Cut out negativity in your life. Even if it’s family.

This is the third time I am recommending Lifehacker at least signal the video format in the title and/or provide a transcript of the video below. No response. No change. I don’t think they give a crap.

This is the most irritating question. “I want to work here because I need to receive a paycheck in order to not be homeless” should be more than enough.

Huy Fong Chili Garlic Sauce is what we use more than any other Asian condiment - mostly just in recipes, where it adds subtle heat and garlic and other flavor punches. I use it when I’m boiling peanuts or making turnip greens. Although my husband will add it by the spoonful into his hummus.

I’m a copy editor, was graduated in 1980 so almost four full decades in the business, and every stupid little doofus who learned a rule in grade school and thinks it still applies or everyone who has a pet peeve yet is oblivious to all the other mistakes they’re making. The English language is hard, even for native…

I think you are trying to conflate all teenagers with just one teenager. Fact is, trees are going in the ground: Teenager Is on Track to Plant a Trillion Trees

 

People riding the subway in Philly will block the doors for people getting in and out, even if there is other space available. What should be enough room for at least two people get in at once becomes just enough for one person to squeeze between the two people just fucking standing there.

Our Elf on the Shelf has transitioned over the years from a mission of“observe, report, and reward” to a mission of “spread gratitude, kindness, and love” (you know, spirit of the Holidays stuff). He still pops up in a different place every morning, but often with a small gift for the people in my kid’s lives that…