Pod Save America is for centrists who like to believe they’re smarter and more ‘woke’ than they really are. Check out the Michael Brooks Show, Majority Report or even some dumb shit like Chapo Trap House if you’re brave enough to learn the ingredients of that Kool-Aid you're drinking. 

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

Agreed. Squat fails are so low key—every time I’ve failed, it’s just been a gentle “set the bar on the safeties and then sit down on the floor” sort of thing.

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

Don't apologise for shit Hogan. You spoke the truth and Audi fed you marketing garbage. Tesla for all their faults, has absolutely destroyed in battery and motor tech.

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

Serial had an interesting episode on city settlement offers and how frequently the offers are lowballs. The offers rely on strapped finances, poor representation and a long court process to get accepted even when a victim has a great case.

Funny how when you punch down, you attract other people with a history of punching down.

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

At least he finally went full Nazi with “the Immigration Question”.

You’re scared of brown people, tomato.

The beautiful thing about language evolving is that ‘proper’ grammar doesn’t really matter all that much if you’re understood by the masses. The house example is perfect, since “The house comprises seven rooms” sounds stupid and virtually no one speaks like that any more. So is it really correct?

Your grandpa sounds like a pretty cool guy

I mean, that’s a pretty standard response to anyone who asks if they can bring their kid to your wedding, when it clearly says no children on the invite. Don’t care if you’re a Cousin, no kids!

Who would have guessed that inhaling unregulated substances from unregulated devices could cause problems! I’m actually surprised that there isn’t some company out there yet using the vape pens to inhale unregulated stem cell products!

So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?

You’re nailing this. The solution, as always, is to skew toward an older, politically disinterested audience who will definitely keep your company relevant in the years to come.