People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

It’s easy to hate on Brady, but any of you would do the same if someone insulted your flesh and bloo...I mean, your turnip and flax meal.

As noted in several linked posts above and in ESPN’s reporting, numerous assaults were reported to police, only for charges not to be brought or to later be dropped. The Appling-Payne case, despite police requesting charges be brought, was dropped by a prosecutor who subsequently was hired to, yes, work in Michigan…

Coldstone.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

Just here for the comments:

Awesome, do you wanna suck his penis?

Most people just refer to that one member of the onstage team as a dick.

Kirk’s best option to be a fan favorite is to sign with the Chiefs, since all Missourians really, really love their Cousins

Jesus, the 49ers dodged a bullet.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

“Add this clip to the Golden Tate mixtape Chicago Bears blooper reel:”

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

Bitcoin isn’t real?

Tulip bulbs! Get your tulip bulbs!

Battlefield Earth.

You're that guy that starts talking about talking all the gluten in the clam dip I'm eating at parties, aren't ya?