“Sandy always said her schematic was Wedding Crashers. She wanted it to be a dude comedy, except about a woman.”

When he first said that, I thought it must be just some weird assumption that Laszlo made (maybe brought about by a game of telephone) because he’d been gone so long.

i feel like not enough attention is being paid to everybody making a decently-serviceable baklava in under three freaking hours, with from-scratch philo. that is completely batshit insane to me and i’m proud of all of them. also, i giggled like a middle schooler through this entire thing and i have no regrets.

I must say, while watching this episode, the absolute first thing I thought of once the double entendre/title of your sex tape phrases started flowing was your recaps.  As much as this show has shifted from the calm and serene feeling of earlier seasons to the batshit insanity of the Freddy Mercury Head cake (FML I…

I really just want a game that tells an engaging story well, has super fun action, and fucking ends. I want to know what I’m supposed to do. I’m getting so tired of the open world schtick. Modern games are just asking for a lot of my lifespan.

I just started Breath of the Wild a few weeks ago, and there are aspects of…

Hmmm, I was looking forward to this, and will still be checking it out (I missed it at the BFI festival last week) but this review has tempered my expectations slightly.

Biting the head off quickly is the most merciful way to dispatch a chocolate bunny but why split.... hares!

HUZZAH! *smashes trailer*

I will bet all of the money I have that this character was part of Aristotle Athari’s SNL audition. 

Here’s hoping for an appearance by Pizza Dog and the Bros.

This looks to be based to some extent (going off the style of the title) on Matt Fraction’s run on Hawkeye. Here’s hoping for an appearance by Pizza Dog and the Bros. 

The reality is that dining hall employees know all of these things are happening. They see them in real time. Students are not as slick as they think they are. The employees just don’t give a shit, and why would they? It makes very little difference to the dining hall workers if a student rips off their giant…

Natalie Morales will always be Wendy “Dub Dub” Watson to me, but I am happy for her to get a variety of roles & attention

Living the life of a carefree spinster that I do, my food choices have been willy nilly for years. Foods that regularly make it into my breakfast rotation include sushi, hot dogs, baked potatoes, and soup. I feel like I’m forgetting a bunch more. I’m old and crabby and living in a dystopian nightmare while watching…

Jed MacKay is one of Marvel’s best writers right now. Black Cat and Taskmaster are both ICONIC runs for each character. Black Cat, especially, is just character defining work.

So excited to hear that not only is there a new Perfect Strangers show, but apparently there are nine of them now! So with Manny Jacinto, is the idea that Balki is a Filipino rather than Eastern European? Can’t wait to see his “dance of joy”!

There’s a whole world of comedians who would have been great. WHERE THE FUCK WAS JOHN HODGMAN?

Disney will likely continue with Lucas’ annoying habit of dancing around the ethics. Yes, SW droids are self-aware, have self-determination, have emotions, form attachments, and achieve personhood. Their personhood is inconvenient for their creators and masters. It’s usually at this point they get their memories wiped…

i was really dismayed by this news and then I realized I was confusing him with Bobby Moynihan. I’m still dismayed this could happen, but a little less so since i haven’t thought about him in years. 

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