I keep hearing John Cena’s in this, but for some reason I can’t see him.

Yes, but chrome-plated is really the only thing that works, especially in wintertime.

Well, there’s also an actual movie called Ghost. 

I scrolled straight to the comments and so for a second I thought you were talking about the cat and I was deeply confused.

Are all four stories from Sandra Bullock movies. Or just the two kid stories (while you were sleeping and Speed)

So I used to watch ATK & Cook’s Country all the time but a couple of years ago I got out of the habit, for reasons that are unclear. Anyway, I’ve started watching again on the PBS channel on Amazon and I have to say that I didn’t realize how much Christopher Kimball bugged me until I saw the show without him. I love…

SNITCHES GET STITCHES BRISKET!

Agreed, and I feel like Caroline is underrating it. The leads have real chemistry, and the jokes are genuinely hilarious.

We’re in the Twin Cities now, but there are a few things I miss. The Blackened Tuna sandwich at Mogie’s is one. And while Noodle Wrap was my first favorite Vietnamese restaurant, it was supplanted by Egg Rolls Plus the first time I had their pho. Best damn pho in town, and it could compete with anything in Frogtown or…

You’re like bigfoot, nessie, and chupacabra in that you are a MONSTER.

Fifty-two minutes later, it turns out that the female victim was actually the mastermind all along! She slit her blonde co-star’s throat with the ampersand, and planted it on the comma to start a race war against punctuation! After they got her confession, they rushed to get the Comma released from Ryker’s, but before…

It’s not really “my” book — I’m working on that one for early next year. There’s a company I worked with for the WWE Cookbook that specializes in pop culture books, and I write easy, kid/beginning friendly recipes. This next one is actually a dream come true: my husband (my writing partner) and I are doing the Back to…

If I can’t bust balls then I don’t want to live anymore. 

But “yum-o” gets you a TV show.

It’s to highlight the extra layer of ridiculousness. No one should be fat shamed, but when you’re fat shaming skinny people? Bruh.

Nah, I responded by signing the contract for my fourth book. 

I could not function as a parent if it wasn’t for my husband. I don’t know how single parents do it. And kids NEED their dads! Just because you have a dick doesn’t mean raising your kids isn’t your job!

Pour a jar of jalapeno jelly over a stick of cream cheese and eat it with crackers or chips or whatever, surprisingly good also.

Did you see Henry’s spiderweb pin!!!!

The Bortles reveal is what has me convinced there’s something up with Janet. The Bad Place did something to her (or replaced her) on the train last week and she’s just not the same. She dumped Jason, then kicked him in the nuts while he was down. That’s not the Janet we’ve all come to know and love.