So original

Obvious answer is obvious. Obvious answer is also a horse. The kind of horse made out of meat and a tendency to always inhale when you're tightening the cinch.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

So what I've learned, is that dealerships that haven't yet quit selling cars as furniture are really stupid.

People always blame this shit on the drugs, without even considering the dangers of Wheat Thins.

Thoroughly detail the interior.

We don't call them donorcycles in South Florida for nothing!

In 2002, a crack design unit was sent to a corporate retreat by a Japanese company for a redesign they didn't commit to. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security resort to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by Toyota, they survive as car customizers. If you have a problem... if no one else can…

As a Ferrari hater, I love this idea. If you're Tifosi, this should give you pause. Noting ruins an enthusiast brand quite like having to focus on stockholder wealth, which any publicly traded company will have to do. Nothing says "Ferrari SUV" quite like having to make investors happy.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

"Well, Howie, we're here today to measure our dicks. Though they appear to be about the same size, one is definitely more rigid than the other."

I haven't read this article, but I just want to point out that puking is a pretty common reaction to anything you may see on huffington post.

We're on it.

Id argue the cub trumps the NSX.

On Columbus Day, FIAT will announce their acquisition of Tata in its entirety, stating (in Italian), "We were proud to discover these cars and claim them for ourselves. And this time, we actually found the right India."

You are just jealous because you can only afford a CT4 while your neighbor has a CT5 and now it's obvious to everyone. Just ask the dude from the ELR commercial, image matters.

I'm not quite sure I like this Johan de Nysschen guy. Should have just promoted Uwe Ellinghaus. I like that guy.

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