Get the spare tire kits out of your trunks, do a comparo on the jacks, and call it the great '14 Jack - Off.

Make & model of that (those) cameras? I like it.

#notevensurprised

Depends. Is he a lawyer?

Can't remember where the source was, but I thought domestic mfg's hated dealing with the FIA. (as if anyone doesn't dislike the FIA)

That's our question of the day: What automaker-themed amusement park needs to exist?

there are pills for that

This isn't very compelling, seeing as it lacks a suspension, differential, and basically everything else invented for cars beyond 1890.
I hope they have a v2.0, because this looks like a power wheels kit for bored adults.

R&R is best Faygo.

Too obvious. It even looks like a penis.

"If she had put her head a bit further in, she would have got caught by the fan, or the fan belt, the camshaft."

'Pajero' is Spanish slang for anyone well-acquainted with onanism. Well played, Mitsubishi. Honorable mentions go to the Buick LaCross (Quebecoise for masturbating), the Mazda Laputa (Spanish for hoe bag), and the Renault Koleos (Greek, or Cypriot for balls). Is this really my job to look all this shit up for you…

Is it doomed? Will the CAW give up concessions?

Probably attached to the frame on either side of the engine. Fiberglass isn't the strongest material to lift from.

The United States was warned before the launch, in accordance with standing disarmament treaties, according to Reuters.

Do you have Dynamism? Better get to the clinic and get tested.

Buttons and Knobs. Endangered species.

>getting that many licenses in one franchise
not in a million years.

I wish I could convince an entire city I could fix something I have zero direct control or authority over.
Might as well throw in a free FuelShark with the insurance ID cards.

And here I was, making vinyl decals with your phone number on them.