Damn hipsters and their analog painting. For irony or something.

i think the model needed to be moved up in Z axis a few more units before rendering...

side note; it's been proven to not be a prank, rather a 'test script' for non-technical actors presenting technical information.

Turboencabulator video.

oh, it's much higher count than that.

Inspections? What kind of nazi regime controlled state do you live in?

Also, I'm not sure the state cares to enforce city parking tickets. In Ann Arbor, the parking enforcement isn't even payable in the state, you mail the check to somewhere in Mass.

Agreed, but it's really a motorcycle shaped art piece for those with money to burn. Some will probably never see double-digit miles, ever.

There's a large, Parker Kligerman-sized hole in the fence at Daytona after Joey Logano lost control after coming into contact with Matt Kenseth and hit Trevor Bayne who then flipped Parker. Everyone is ok, but Parker's car is trashed.

ass jobs are plentiful

Detroit trolling imminent.

sigh.

They report that the car will instead ride on the front-drive UKL platform.

excused. you're right though:

*jalopnik readers

These are all submitted comments on the prompt article by readers. Although, 'readers' being capable of reading and comprehending what is read are apparantly two disparate things.

is this where i hit it for MASSIVE DAMAGE?

no fun allowed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Henr…

I smelled that smell watching the video.

Now I really want to see a motorized bobsled race.

Came for the detroit story, stayed for the trolling.