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I read the post, the comment section won’t load, so I go back to top and hit the comment icon and they load fine.....it’s weird

The most important question was not asked here: Will Stanley Tucci play him in the movie? I want Tucci to be like the Detective Munch of fashion movies. He shows up in multiple universes and on different networks playing the same guy.

George Carlin had a joke when whichever president declared the war on poverty. Something like ....next time I see a poor person, I’m supposed to shoot him?

Breighdyn, Jaedynn, Ayyyyyyydyyyyn, Kaighdun. And don’t forget Haeydyean

I always liked Oprah, and I also always knew these guys were questionable. But man in the last few weeks, I’ve decided that she is a massive asshole for unleashing these twats on us. Fuck her

when this is all over, please give your grandparents a giant high-five from me!

I read it twice, Jerry! Haha it’s pretty sad that I’m rereading a Men’s Health article looking for dirt on Miley goddamn Cyrus. I’m old enough to know better

That whole situation has gotta be weird right? Whatever works for them, I guess. I kinda admire the hell out of both of them, because whatever this is, they’ve made it look easy. Plus they do seem like the coolest of all the royals.

I’ve met Ellen and it was a truly bizarre experience. She was cold, rude, and generally just an asshole. I chalked it up to a bad day, and never gave it much thought. That twitter thread tells me she was having a normal day

(Evan Rachel Wood is aight, though.)

The Believers! I remember that film not being very good, but I also remember being scared shitless by it. 

Biden is not perfect, but to say that he and trump are anywhere on the same level is to possess no understanding of how the world works or how badly the world has suffered under trump. Sorry, I immediately dismiss your entire comment because of that.

Every time he says “but that’s ok” I just roar. He probably doesn’t like knowing that so many people hate him and his whole shtick now is “fine, then fuck all y’all.”  

Exactly. I like to think that if a knucklehead like me knows this, then Biden’s team does too and he will respond appropriately.

Now you got it!

I suck because I’m not having a tantrum? Or I suck because I called some nuts on twitter pissbabies? You identify as a woman, but you sure are acting like one of those pissbabies

His pissbaby supporters are all over twitter congratulating trump for four more years.

Pardon my French, but this is so fucking infuriating. I hate to break it to you all, but we live in a third world shithole. I really want my kids and their kids out of here.....my daughter recently married a Canadian citizen, and I am hoping they all go to live there. Fuck this fucking bullshit country. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

When the birds first started attacking us we all thought it was pretty funny and made Hitchcock jokes, but we’re not laughing now because our laughter excites the birds sexually.”—Robert DeNiro-30 Rock