ineedyarn
Weave Stinwood
ineedyarn

It’s still hard to believe it lost money at the box office. Rourke and Bonet were two of Hollywood’s hottest commodities at the time and even in the 80's DeNiro was box office gold.

Drink up, Tom. I’m gonna go powder my nose... amongst other things. If you know what I mean.”

Haha I have a very good friend, a doctor. He used to brag about going to Dartmouth for med school, but he would never tell me where he got his undergrad degree. He finally admitted he went to Liberty, and he was always too embarrassed to tell anyone for fear that they would judge him. His parents made him go there,

So I just found out that my stylist is all aboard the trump train. She’s a longtime friend, I’ve known her since we moved here 35 years ago, and that’s where I go once a month to get all the small town gossip and a pretty decent haircut for $25 including tip. We have NEVER discussed politics, she made it clear from

THIS is the question I’ve been asking. What the hell?

I follow Rogue Melania on twitter.....so very funny and her posts are all fractured English like this.

Ding ding ding we have a winner!! Nothing against Garrett.....he seems cool. But men are generally big babies with tiny little feelings.

LOL are you fucking kidding me? That asshole in our white house? Too many Americans love his sorry lying ass, so GTFO with your bullshit

It’s sickening. Goddamn, Americans sure don’t like smart women. 

Exactly

“....the incredibly diverse state of Wyoming.” Haha I live in the Wyoming part of New York state, also very diverse. We have all the different pickup truck makes....Ford, Chevy, Dodge. We even have Toyotas! Shhhhh…..

Just came here to say Johnny Depp and Paul Bettany are friends? The only things I know about Paul Bettany are that he’s been married to Jennifer Connelly forever, and he’s had some pretty great roles. I would never in a million years have guessed that he’s friends with JD. I don’t know why, just doesn’t seem his “type”

I met my husband in Cameroon when I was in the Peace Corps. We fell for each other, and we were married by a tribal elder. It was amazing! Of course we knew when we got home, we would need to make it legal here and planned on doing the same thing...justice of the peace and then we’d go to a movie or something. Well

*apologies to any “Karen”s out there who get this.

I really don’t like Bill Maher....he’s a terrible person. However, one of the funniest things I ever heard came out of his mouth. I was watching his show once because someone I liked was on....can’t even remember who it was. Someone started in about “what about the children?” in relation to something stupid like this.

Drew Baird: “But I’m happy this way. I didn’t like it outside the bubble. It was very ironic”.

10 minutes alone with the cryogenically-frozen head of Walt Disney

WTF are you banging on about? I am a woman, you dolt, and yes I’ve also been raped. Chill the fuck out

Don’t be such a prude. Spell it out----it’s fuck. You know F-U-C-K

This is the one good thing I will say about Alan Dershowitz. He’s been hammering that point for decades. Everyone, no matter how heinous the crime, EVERYONE deserves their day in court. It’s unfortunate that shits like him and Ms. Rotunno seem to enjoy the spectacle so much.