There’s so much to look at here. Some of it is your own groin, but never mind that.

Damn thieves need to stop stealing my crap, while we’re at it.

99% of your takes on here are shit. This is just another one. If a guy is going to run from the cops with stolen plates then he’s going to do more to stay free. Or the cops don’t pursue people so they rob us at gun point and the cops don’t chase them for shit. Then the criminal is free to do what he wants because…

It takes time to get a helo air borne and in position

(the damn thing can only go 84 mph anyway),

Spanfeller: “can you find some way to reformat this as a listicle?”

I hope the trend of having to load pages on Jalopnik and other GMG pages several times to get the comment section to load goes away soon. I’ll take the “slideshow articles” as long as the comment section loads on the first try.

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Neutral:

GMG: willing to bitch about everyone else’s money

Welcome to Jalopnik, where the proliferation of people moving about the world is seen as a very very bad thing.

Which ones, the ones who were off by 500,000 deaths or the Swedish ones who have been taking shit for being mostly right? 

“We in America are clinging to our pickups like talismans of brighter days, and I hope that goes away as soon as possible.”

I both suspect and hope we will never return to the days of dumping airplane exhaust into the atmosphere like we have over the past few decades, no matter how much time I spent staring at $50 cross-country flights the other week.

I thought it was rather a simpler thing wrench on. I don’t recommend it as a primary transportation though. It’s a toy. I’d actually drive it pretty often for now as my commute is pretty damn short (5 miles) but I wouldn’t get it on freeway drive.

I’ll be honest, the people leaving Jalopnik didn’t bother me too much because there are still some decent writers left and I honestly just pop in as a fairly mindless distraction from work. Had no real plans to change that and couldn’t really give a hoot about Spanefeller or hulk Hogan or whatever other garbage goes…

please dear god no. 

Rule #2 is that anyone who votes NP has to provide justification and receipts

The wonky license plate is really the cherry on top.

Someone took one of the worst eras of corvette and put the worst Viper body on top of it, but did so as poorly as possible.