I’m surprised he didn’t have a slide for “Obviously you live in your car”.

Haha cool being poor and not being able to afford expensive body work or a new vehicle altogether is definitely tacky, great stuff.

There is NO reason to send living, delicate people into space when you can just send a crew of androids.

Fair point, but maybe it is not that major of hole....you could easily retcon that they tried that and had catastrophic mission failures. You know, androids making decisions that compute but in return cripple a mission or a ship. It wouldn’t take too many lost missions for dollars to start talking and push the whole…

Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that a lot of kids are going to see their parents cry for the first time watching this?

Gotcha. I was angry for “you” - sincere or otherwise. I just cannot comprehend that people gotta be such bungholes on the interweb.

There is almost no facet of humanity older than facial hair... how is a beard trendy?

For many Jews, Muslims, Sikhs, Amish and others, shaving may violate their religious beliefs. And certain kinds of cloth masks, like neck gaiters, are probably more effective for people with a beard.

I admit, the humor completely went over my head. Apologies for helping fuel the fire considering we’re both making the same point.

Trendy? Beads have been around for tens of thousands of years, my friend. It’s not like it’s some millenial-hipster thing.

Or, you could weigh the value of your and others’ health with looking like a trendy douche. No offense, just saying.

some people have beards for religious reasons, you know.

You thinking this is some deadly disease is what I find most hilarious... Also that is the exact response I’d expect from a dude that cannot grow anything good >.> Some of us grow majestic shit, I’d rather have that than all these people anyway, plus I live in the mountains, cannot wait for something to wipe out all…

Wait a couple months, they’ll back track on this and say they were wrong.

Congrats on your hypochondria. 

LOL.

Look up the Singh Thatta Technique. It involves using a thin rubber exercise band, which you wrap around your chin and tie above your head (you also want to have a head covering like a surgical cap, so the band doesn’t pull your hair when you tie it). This allows the N95 to have a snug, airtight fit without…

Hello white privilege, is that you?

Thanks for the tip. I’ll continue to prioritize my beard.

I’m not shaving my fucking beard. Period.