All I want is Infamous. My body is ready, my mind is ready, my PS4 is ready. It comes out 2 days before my birthday so my wife has to buy it for me.

Being that Titanfall had a relatively good launch, I'm hoping one of these MMO's coming out goes sour.

"The Game Store" Written and Directed by David Lynch is more like it.

This is pretty much programming. "My code works. Why does my code work? That shouldn't have worked. There's absolutely no way that could ever work. But it does."

Ditto, 100%. The customers irked the hell out of me when I worked there - not my fellow employees. I recall being harassed and hit on by a couple of greasy mallrats, and a co-worker being screamed at so badly she cried. I recall one customer who only talked to us on the phone, whose voice would suddenly change from…

I know it says the game store, but the layout and the door/product labels are definitely Play N Trade. Managed one for 2 years, kinda scary how accurate the customers and applicants were. Every time a girl would come in, and have to literally proclaim she's nerdy cause she plays halo, I wanted to club someone. …

That black customer pretty much nails most of the customers here in Detroit. It takes all of my will-power to convince myself that not all blacks are bad, and that racism is a bad thing.

Well, the boxes do say ages eight and up...

yea this is pretty terrible

What the fuck is this bullshit Kotaku? Jesus Mary Joseph you people can't leave your site alone for 5 minutes..

Or, when you level up enough, you can get the electric smoke tactical for your Titan. Kills them quick :D

I echo the sentiment of you fucking off, too. And, before you get your PCpeen out, I'm a PC gamer. YOU are the problem, not console gamers.

I can assure you, despite what you seem to have deluded yourself into believing, typing a few words to a person on the internet does not entail "giving a shit". More so, the annoying thing has nothing to do with actual video games or whatever the fuck.
The thing that's annoying is that PC gamers largely seem to tie…

Oh, fuck off.

I hope the husband has a small gut like myself lol.

First thing that came to mind:

mediocre linear corridor shooter? I think we played a different game considering almost every battlefield was wide open with multiple ways to accomplish victory, very few of which involved firing a gun

You don't sound rude.

Rome. Two perfect seasons IMO, just the right mix of politics, history, ludicrous violence and nudity.