Thanks for the laugh dude.

Are you saying that if Darren Sharper didn’t have bad knees he wouldn’t have raped these women?

“See? I fucking TOLD you it was possible!”

- the last surviving member of the Warren Commission.

Pretty much how they use the side-walk as well.

So you’re saying it wasn’t lupus?

The real story is how incredibly incompetent her doctors were in diagnosing her. They thought she had lupus for Christ’s sake.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

Then you are dumb as fuck. Thanks for commenting.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

Darren Sharper is a lot less dangerous in 2-D.

It doesn’t seem fair that people keep trying to communicate with you as if they’re your equals.

The best comment ever to hit the Internet, period. You the real MVP.

Oh, you gotta have a google to compete in today’s global marketplace. You just gotta.

Yup, you’re right. When they said “one or two years pro,” it made it seem like guys in the third year of their entry level deal would be available. But, like you said, that’s not the case.

I was just being sarcastic. The reply by the “Sports Talk” guy is a non sequitur. It’s totally irrelevant, has nothing to do with the hit batter, and ... I found it pretty funny (in a dumb kind of way). But no, it’s not really a “savage beaming”.

First Machado is hit with a pitch. Then “Sports Talk” follows up with a savage beaming of his own at the O’s on Twitter.

Yes, but not just that...a lot of players ability to get the ball up and down over a wall and under the crossbar has a ton to do with their body positioning and the amount of torque and power they generate with their body. With Payet it has a lot to do with how he keeps his body low and how far his plant foot is out…

This is not a very illustrative gif; a better angle would be from behind the ball or directly behind the goal. But to follow up on your baseball comprehension, dude essentially hit the keeper with a 95mph knuckleball, or maybe more like a sinker.

It’s actually the Magnus effect of spinning the ball.

That’s pretty rare (as far as wind), but putting rotation on the ball to curve the ball’s flight path is a very common technique at the highest levels—most commonly on free kicks and corner kicks. Just being able to do it is pretty hard, and doing it with precision is insanely difficult.