I’m a left wing feminist that thinks wealth inequality is the actual worst thing and the church is evil. I’m actually the most progressive person I know. But I’m not perfect, I can’t let go of absolutely loving Don Cherry, OJ Simpson, and Julian Assange, regardless of how horrible they get. I can’t explain it. I know…

It means his mom has been making him do his AP English homework again. 

I’m a bit new to this, I confess. When you say there are lots of credible videos that would otherwise be satisfactory proof of a discrete observable phenomenon, that are ignored simply due to the inherent incredulity associated with a UFO sighting claim, I was hoping you'd share them. 

What. No, seriously... What is this? Like F35 pilots with the new fangled helmets seeing the results of an uptick in cosmic rays from Sun spots that generate visual hallucinations? Russian spy drones? It's for sure not actually ET's, otherwise we'd all be seeing them.

Who are the winterfell incels? 

What happened was Yu Darvish fucked up three guys with a magic fastball. 

In addition to the very correct points about baseball and football already made by @bp, neither a Hockey nor Soccer game stop when the injured player is from the team with the advantage. In this case the game would have stopped under Hockey or Soccer rules, but both sports would have left him writhing on the ground if…

I don’t like the word golf, and I don’t think it fits the game. Come to think of it all the sports should have onomatapic(?) names. Football (American) should be pfthurg, basketball should be woosh, baseball should be crack, football (European) should be baff, hockey should be clap, and golf should be SONOFAFUCK. 

Dude, c'mon. It was a joke about premature ejaculation.

If that's not the greatest jingle of all time, I don't know man. I hum that thing 2, maybe 3 times a year; without prompt or cause. It exists in my mind, and randomly surfaces. 

Excuse you, how else do you expect him to make Hilary pay for those emails? 

How is that related? This is not an ongoing investigation. 

1) You’ve conflated sex work, with rape; scroll back up and read the relevant article referenced via hyperlink.

Are you sure it's actual se, you're having with your wife? Without a fixed external reference, like say, porn, how can you be sure? 

Leave it to the homophobes to try and grow a Jewish beard to hide their Nazi teeth. 

You know what, I totally get it now. We do live on different planets. I’m in downtown Toronto with about 2 million other people who all commute on foot or subway. I can see how LA traffic would offset that same rush.

Yes, but only while icing fewer players than the opposition as the penalty for a rules infracrion. We refer to it as the penalty kill.

He picked his spot, Charlie McVoy isn't a bruser or known for fighting. Heck, if the article is accurate, and his last scrap was Upshall then I'd say Mr Panarin has enough experience with quality pro hockey fighters to know what he's doing. 

What planet are you from? From 4pm to 8pm my grocery store is packed. As in all lanes open, and line back to the shelves. It's bananas. Literally everyone within 10 blocks hits the place on their way home from school/work. 

1000 times this. The kid's an idiot. I was hoping it would pan out as a story where some random middle aged dude is squatting in the dorm and freaking everyone out. I was so disappointed.