They absofuckinglutely do not. They use the equivalent of a formula 1 car to the DeWalt’s stock. The tools are bananas. As a matter of fact two guys recently waltzed into my wife’s OR and left with a suit case full of tools, valued around 150k.

If a family signs to a team that can’t pay, and never shows up to play, does the pope shit shit on a bear in the woods? Asking for a friend.

It’s 100 percent true. The story comes from a Brian Burke interview.

Is this a case of guys that can’t fight (running into the rare guy that really can) being pressed into action due to the disappearance of the goon?

Drives his bus with a “how to spot a stroke ad” into the shot.

Mike Sullivan was the same in NHL 98. Nothing was more fun in those games than a player with a speed rating of 99.

I feel you bruh. Screw those sellouts Richards and St. Louis. How dare they leave poor underfunded New York for the greener pastures of the south? Oh wait, is that not what happened? Hmm... It’s almost as if players change teams pseudo randomly, and with regularity.

That’s me in the orange Hawaiian tee. Style’n on the camera while scooting to beat traffic.

You’re not smart enough to grasp the foregone conclusion everyone else sees. A sex drive and aggression do not a rapist make. The crime isn’t about lust or impulse control. Only a subset of males (rapists) would be so predisposed that a brain injury would affect the rate they rape at. The fact that you conflate the…

Rape isn’t an impulse people have. It’s an impulse rapists have. You’re as near the truth as Pete Carol is to unearthing a 911 conspiracy.

Right. I guess that makes sense in the context of American justice.

Can we agree that every comment in the history of ever that claims not to be a troll post, is definitely a troll; with this one exception here please?

Jesus fuck dude, what were the stupendously offensive similes you passed on before floating this like? Did you consider using: like a monkey playing QB? Or like an Asian that’s bad at math? What the hell is wrong with you? It’s not even the first time SHE’s asked him a question like that, let alone any other woman.

Ya, no question. 4:30 is not that hard for anyone that’s training for both endurance and speed the way he is. After the first lap it’s mostly just a matter of will, and he’s got it in spades.

I’m and avid runner, very experienced at the full and half marathon. I’ve seen guys built like linebackers, that are obviously hauling 210 to 225 around, run sub 1:45 even 1:30 at the half. I’ve never seen anyone like that run sub 3:30 at a full event, or even in the massage tent for that matter. I ran a sub 3:30 with…

Not true. The threat may be implied rather than explicit, but it’s real. The only reason not to say it to a man’s face is the fear that the threat of possible violence engenders.

I can’t stand the “this isn’t a threat” prevarication. Merely feeling the need to qualify a statement as non-threatening is proof enough that said statement was de facto threatening. Either walk the stupid thing you said back, and apologize, or have the courage to bare out your convictions.

Fuck. 19...

Does Feinberg know about this? Is she allowed to do sports stuff still? God I miss her here.

RIGHT!? I’m so stoked. Imagine a line with Shane Doan, Joe Thornton, and the kid with the most goals in the Q?