In as much as AIDS is OK because sex.

As a Canadian, and a one time Roughriders fan, even I think having three teams named The Raiders is a bit much.

That’s a silly comment. The deaths of all kinds during the first and second world wars in Europe alone were far (~75 M) greater than all the deaths due to the plague in europe throughout history (~50 M). I’m not sure what the tally of deaths from the remaining 1000 years of conflict across Europe would be, but it…

Dude, do you even read Drew Magary? Time on the sideline, spent learning, is the perfect thing for Manziel right now. His personal life is a hot garbage fire, that will end in headlines if he doesn’t get the drinking and (possible) violence under control. Not to mention the clear improvements in his game resulting…

I feel like this is the best anyone has ever kinja’d (kinjad?).

It’s just not prudent to jump to conclusions like that. Let’s wait a few days, and watch the police blotters, before passing judgement.

There’s a good chance the Mother is an associate coach at Notre Dame I imagine.

It’s from Happy Gilmore.

Is Kinja like twitter? Can I just shout out @mharriot and beg: PLEASE FUCKING PLEASE edit the title and\or the hilarious white folk’s names in the article to Holden Cash? That name is 100% what a distant (fucking VERY) relative of Johnny Cash would name their kid if the parents were pulling 400k living on their…

Psst, just between you and I, Newfies aren’t aborigines. They’re European immigrants. FYI, so next time it doesn’t look like you dropped a bizarre non sequitur.

You mean Patrick Burke? Who sounds creepily like his father? Cause that plaintiff nasal beauty was forged in Rhode Island, not Canada.

Speaking of nonsensical, look at what you wrote.