I’d be very afraid of his mother, since she would’ve done the equivalent of naming one’s child “Hellhound” (“Helly” for short).

Exactly how those decisions are made

I fully agree. If anything, this sorry spectacle is Trump’s best (and only) weapon. And he wields it so well (though I suspect not by design - he’s rather like an idiot savant, without the savant part).

There’s nothing wrong with a young girl who likes dolls, for example. Is she breaking the mold and pushing the boundaries of what girls can be interested in? No, of course not. But why should she necessarily be enlisted in that cause? She’s just a little kid, for crying out loud.

is dusting off a PlayStation 3 or Vita

Seems with the product placement pictures hopeful for a payout

But Tesla is honestly not a bad word for a name

She couldn’t be, anyway:

As a generation, our sleep habits have been weaned on video games.

I am very, very sorry to break it to you, but your laptop is doomed.

Isopropyl alcohol, yes. But you need to do it properly.

I cast my vote on the ballot as “the internet was a mistake”.

I’m all for (mostly deservedly) trashing FO76, but this was a good story.

You can also play games with Death, eternity can be awfully tedious.

and some might never escape the lab’s blue-hued blackness to see the light of day.

She’s the troll we need, not the one we deserve. All the power to her.

My reaction when I got to that part:

I’ve been on this Earth since 1962

As a Psychology major I’m actually appalled at the idea that the litmus test for acknowledging a cognitive effect as valid is to simply try and apply it to oneself.