"[Skeptically.] Uh-huh. As intense as you can get when you’ve got commercial breaks."

Go right to hell for #8.

On the plus side, the Cuyahoga River that runs through Cleveland, is no longer on fire. So there's that.

I hope you're not suggesting that Hollywood, and our culture in general, is superficial and shallow.

I was ignoring those movies before it was cool.

The most important thing a trailer must do is introduce the (mumbly-voice) protogonist.

Scarlet Witch: "whose powers are numerous and a little vague."

The Poochie episode gets more relevant as time goes on. A true masterpiece.

What is epix and how do I watch it?

my fellow human beings

My guess is some Inhumans royal intrigue thing, just in time for the movie.

Good news. I hope this kickstarts a return to high-quality movie length Marvel animation, instead of the current Disney XD dreck.

And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil', but it aint gonna happen.

No doubt. I guess ideally it'd be a cock attached to a someone who likes her as is.

Heh. The line between M.P.D.G. and certifiable has always been thin.

Yes I know. But now Iceman actually is…

I hate this movie. There's this bullshit message at the end about being yourself, but the wonderfully weird girl gets a princess makeover to make the jock turn his head, and the nerd does everyone's homework.

Please change the mask. And have Daredevil airborne a little more, for lack of a better word. He's rarely on ground level in the comics.

Sort of changes the great metaphor of the 'coming out' scene in X2.

So hard to like Karen after this. She got Ben killed both by dragging him to see Fisk's mother (under false pretenses), and by not taking Wesley's phone, and tossing that into the river along with the gun.