So this is where the buck stops.

Ah the old “I was hacked” defense...sorry Dikembe, it has been used far too many times to believe now. Money is en route.

I’m still sending the money requested...just in case. Dikembe’s too important.

WHO WANTS TO FEDEX MOTUMBO

I’ve been getting some mileage out of this:

Make a 25 minute long youtube video walking around your yard about it.

Yes. This flying advice is the equivalent of that guy at work who tells you that you can get an extra 30hp from your car’s engine if you adjust the jets on your carburetor.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

I was expecting kittens.

I’d say “You don’t know what you’re missing,” but you probably do and are happy to be missing it. :) There’s nothing wrong with liking different things.

there’s a huge logjam in the Metro

I thought they contracted that kind of thing out? 

If all of the racist rednecks who constantly talked big threats about Obama couldn’t organize a serious threat in eight years, then the biggest threat to Drumpf’s safety from the Democrats is an SNL sketch causing a rage stroke, not a physical attack.

I can’t tell if you’re fucking around but if that’s true, Lundqvist is a fucking ass-h...

I can’t stay mad at him.

+1 or -1, depending on spin

Pictured: Robbie

A few.

Oh... It’s raining again.