Fuck Nickelback.

I’ve been to the Draft. It used to be comic-con for NFL fanatics. Now it’s a marketing opportunity to show how much the NFL supports our troops, how parents aren’t keeping their kids out of football for fear of catastrophic injury, and how their players aren’t wifebeaters and drug abusers—look at all of our “MEN OF…

This is probably the only shot from today’s draft that didn’t have 15,000 Marines or a bunch of youth league players who ain’t afraid of no concussions behind them.

Nah, those are mostly foreign-originated feeds that come from international broadcasters that just air the uninterrupted satellite backhaul. Since most of those foreign TV networks don’t show ads, they just stick with whatever is on during the breaks.

But did the man sit the fuck back down?

My favorite is saying “suck it” while someone is already sucking it.

That’s incredible. I’m getting a Matt Barnes jersey.

According to Barnes, it was all a misunderstanding. He was actually talking to the woman next to Ms. Harden. “She’s the social media director for the Cavs; I was just pitching my idea for next games promo. Hashtag, AllIn.”

Whoa, man, you really love your mom. I think that’s pretty cool.

Apologies are boring; assholes are fascinating.

LeBrons mom is praying the Cavs play the Clippers in the NBA finals now .

<<Stephen A prepares incoherent defense>>

Is it weird that I would have liked Barnes to just own it and not apologize.