And now he is being surrounded by politicians, ugly, old politicians rather than young teen and 20-something ladies in revealing pageant wear. Capitol Hill where a 45 year old is considered “a baby”. This is hell for him. Just hell.

I think it was Bill Hicks who had the routine about the new President’s first national security briefing, where he sees film of the JFK shooting from angles no one has ever seen before....

Obama’s hair didn’t turn grey from running for president, it turned from BEING president.

And he’s surrounded by people that hate him. 92% of D.C. voted for Clinton.

I feel bad for the kid.

I really don’t think he’ll do it for four years. After six months, he’ll walk away and let Pence turn America into Salem circa 1693.

I fail to understand why all my LGBT and immigrant friends are so worried. This is an extremely gay-friendly and immigrant friendly family. The First Lady-Elect starred in lesbian porn while staying as an undocumented immigrant, for Christ’s sake!

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

I plan to give Trump every ounce of respect that the right showed to Obama for the last eight years.

On the bright side, this more than likely means that Trump will end up living out what I’m sure is one of his nightmares: having a 50-year-old wife.

And I read just this morning he has deleted those tweets from twitter, like someone did it today🤔

“Professional” protesters. How do I get that job? Do I answer a Craigslist ad? What is the pay rate? Is it full time or part time? Are there benefits?

I think it’s because I don’t know her opinion on anything and am making a lot of inferences about her, but I kind of feel bad for her. She really did not sign up for any of this; she seems like the type who just wanted to live a lavish life in a gold plated penthouse with her kid. For all we know, she spent more time…

Good catch on Twitter:

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”

Why does it always look like Melania wants to hang herself?

Not really but it would have at least have been a competing narrative to the god damn emails.

“Santa is white.”