Mexico’s a better bet, anyway. There will be a giant goddamn wall between me and Trumpites.

Welcome to the profession :)

I remember a ‘conspiracy’ video that was like some woman claiming the rainbow you get in sprinklers (because that’s how light works, aka the thing you learn very early on in science in school) was some sort of government adding stuff to the water conspiracy.

Somewhere a fifth grader is looking at another fifth grader, confused, and whispering, “Don’t they know... those.. are clouds?”

[insert rainbow from watering grass video]

Having lived under the Heathrow flight path at about 2 miles from the end of the runway, there is nasty gunk that gathers on car windows from planes... but it’s nothing to do with “chem trails” and everything to do with semi-lax aviation fuel particulate regulation.

Yeah, I think I’m going to have to side with The State on this one as many others have. I see it like this:

It’s kind of like the well-intentioned but stupid people who think that unpasteurized milk is a gift of the health gods and everybody should drink it at every opportunity. There was recently a case in our area of a woman who served it to a school sports team, and half the kids got sick from it. Look, big dairy is a…

They’re pretty much illegal everywhere.

I’m going to be annoying but there is a reason there are food safe laws. I’m not saying this woman’s ceviche is going to make you sick, but selling food that you make in your standard kitchen cannot be guaranteed safe.

The law isn’t bullshit, sending her to jail is.

Didn’t he want guns in everyones workplace and schools?

What are the odds the person who yelled “gun” also believes our President is a Kenyan-born “mooslim”?

“It’s what he would have wanted.”

Funny that all the people who love guns run away and panic at the mention of a gun.

This is what “law enforcement” looks like in the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave in 2016. We are neither.

Time traveler couldn’t get the job done.

Marla was pregnant. He had to marry her, because otherwise it would have been too confusing when people referred to “that Trump bastard.”

I hope this means he will be serving the other 8 years behind bars.