Agreed, milk is awful.

Buttload? Don’t you mean boobload? Either way, you’re referring to some sort of white, creamy load. From another species, no less...

Don’t forget the puss. Cow excretions from the milk factory come with a large, creamy, delicious dose of puss. Mmmmm. Totally worth stealing that from the baby cow and creating a nightmarish factory for it.

You must be getting the stuff from the milk factory producing milk that’s lower in puss.

Wait, are you saying babies shouldn’t drink milk because adults shouldn’t drink it? And... which species of milk are you referring to? Phew!

yes!

Ah yes, the ‘high horse’ argument. So sound. So valid. So poignant. So commonly-heard when people hear something they don’t like hearing. Instead of attacking the author, how about looking into her points. Or stay ignorant to a set of life-changing facts...

also, oreos are vegan. good work!

you tend to hear a lot of ‘holier than thou’ comments when people hear things they don’t want to hear.

I took it as a fun read. also, milk is for babies. like... literally.

yes!

unless you roast and brew it right. then it’s amazing. like the smell of the coffee aisle, come true.

no other species drinks coffee brewed from beans shat from another species. the argument alone doesn’t work for either side.

the experience drinking the excretions of a mother-cow is something to behold. the big emotional feeling you get from drinking the milk of a cow was intended for baby cows, to help keep them coming for more. look into it. stop the willful ignorance.

nope. drinking black coffee can also mean you figured out how to do it right, and you discovered how to make coffee taste how it smells, without dousing it with momma-cow excretions, which is something everyone should try.

yep, way better with coconut milk, or almond.

agreed. so much willful ignorance. man!

That’s right. Outta the way, baby cows, human adults need the excretions of momma cows. Daily.

great quotes. sentiment missed the point though. but keep taking the baby-juice from another species’ momma, if that makes you feel more adult/child/whatever

loved it too