I’m with you. Maybe I’m just cold and dead inside, but I can’t muster the teensiest bit of sympathy for a rich girl who clearly played along with her parents’ wacky scheme (see, for example, bogus crew photoshoots) and has shown nothing but contempt for all forms of education during her illustrious vlogger career. I…

Still, I can’t help but feel slightly sorry for Jade....

Looks like a weird mashup of Don Johnson and Brad Pitt.

I mean it seems like a pretty dumb campaign but what exactly about wearing pajamas makes the right go crazy? Pajamas are comfortable. Hot chocolate is also delicious. I’d also like to have healthcare you know, so I don’d die or go bankrupt from a broken bone. Oh well, this is yet another thing the right did that I…

Kennedy was pretty insufferable even during her MTV days, so she’s remains on brand.

When your hippie-dippy ex-GF grows into a hard-right conservative despite the people and experiences she had in her youth.  

I personally love when people use the term ‘Beta Male’ or ‘Alpha Male’. It lets you know immediately that they are a complete moron. 

The RNC isn’t even trying to be clever. Yesterday they went straight to the nasty Irish stereotype. Ronna Romney McDaniel (head of the GOP) should lose her job:

City  of angles.

When Calls the Court

When Calls the Warden

Somebody, please check on the Hearties?

Red & Green are the New Orange

Throwing away their chance to make A Prison Christmas.

And, in a completely shocking development, it turns out that the person who blew the whistle on the whole scam . . . was a parent who was being investigated for securities fraud and ratted the company out in hopes of leniency.

Her dad alone is worth $80M. That’s not counting Aunt Becky’s Hallmark money.

I know it. We’re all making fun of Aunt Becky (and rightfully so) but he’s the Target Mossimo guy! That’s a lot of wealth.

It’s going to take one really nice car before Olivia forgives her mom over this.

I think Lori’s personal fortune is closer to the $10mil range, but Mossimo made a killing selling his clothes through Target.

Mooommm!