I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

It seems to me that the notion that female-coded things are infantilizing and not to be taken seriously is itself steeped in patriarchal ideals.

Time to go look for those Horcruxes.

As the proud owner of a Boston Terrier I am outraged that a massive corporation would take advantage of these adorable stinky idiots (and also an independent designer).

You mean Will Forte’s Ken doll? That is ALL I can think of when I see him. All he needs is a bad mullet wig and he’ll be Macgruver.

Thank you!

Ok, “that person”

I was having a debate in step with this the other night. My main point is that it’s troubling that Sanders is continuing a campaign supposedly to exercise the will of the people, but the people have spoken and they didn’t pick him. To continue on with this just shows he’s not really that different from every other old…

I don’t care about Bond in the slightest but if this Sentient Pinterest Board wins her inevitable Oscar for a Bond Theme Song, I am going to riot.

The Tweet in question was from January 7th and had nothing to do with last night’s events.

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

Then I demand a raise. And a BJ.