Listen: if you’re at a baseball game and not paying attention to where the ball is, you are not innocent.

You could always, you know, pay attention to the fucking game! It’s not that difficult— and, after all, that’s what you’re paying for.

Mike pence will not be president, because Donald trump is not going anywhere. 

So is one person dribbling for 18 seconds. James harden is definitely boring. 

Please elaborate. 

This is a great point. People have been talking about the Second Civil War Coming Soon since at least 9/11, if not well before (I only cite 9/11 because that’s about the time I became old enough to be involved in political discourse). The people saying those things are, generally, lazy hillbillies that are so…

Laziness and convenience are not the same thing.

*extremely stuffed-in-a-gym-locker voice*

Lol I’m vin, and I’m an absolute fucktard

It’s almost as though politicians are just in it for the attention!

HAW HAW HAW 

On the other hand, there probably isn’t and you’re just bad at predicting games. 

Even the referees can’t be bothered to pay attention to women’s professional soccer. 

A couple of things:

What was she wearing?

You fucking wish someone would talk to you like this.

Idk man, it kinda looks like you’re just sending hostile comments to yourself. Tell us more about who is too stupid for this platform...

You’d have to be an absolute fucknut to believe that there is any sort of “boy who cried wolf” connection, here. 

Democrats retook the house *in spite of* Nancy Pelosi. 

You don’t HAVE to read anything.