I’m surprised you didn’t also mention that the 2 major brands of Kosher salt (Diamond and Morton) have very different granularity and volume, using the wrong one can throw off recipes when measuring by volume. By weight they’re interchangeable. But if you’re going by a volume measurement then about twice as much…

I have about 15 different salts around for fun but I’m on board with just using kosher when it goes into food before/during cooking, almost always. Just to be that pedant, there are some salts that are an exception.

I definitely agree with that final part. But some people happen to be talented enough to do all three.

That’s because she’s not a celebrity chef in the traditional sense, being someone that went to culinary school, trained in restaurants. She managed a bar and was a gourmet food buyer who just wanted to encourage people to cook. Most celebrity chefs have experience cooking food for people — even Paula Deen had a…

That is fair, but I think it’s an important distinction because salt only dissolves in the presence of water, so if you have, for instance, something brushed in oil, or with butter, salt won’t dissolve into that. You can also control the degree of “meltiness” with things like whether you add the salt when it’s hot or…

Where there’s a wheel there’s a whey.

As an aside, they keep saying “melt”-- they mean “dissolve”, you are not cooking your food at the 1500* F (800* C) that it takes to “melt” salt.

10% hydration difference is what I aim for when drinking beer.

Alternate article title: A tale of two men who lost their whey.

Pro-tip:
Use smelling salts for your breakfast items and forego the need for caffeine!

They tried to steal a wheel of Swiss cheese, but their scheme had too many holes in it.

Pretty much anything but bath salts.

But hominy do you make for one serving?

That’s so weird, the oriental women are usually great at handling rods - Robert Kraft

They forgot to turn left.

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

Quail Earnhardt 

I guess those birds should have [removes sunglasses] turned left.

I preferred it when NASCAR limited its furtherance of mass-extinction events to mindlessly burning vast quantities of fossil fuels for our entertainment.