indianajonesphd
Indiana Jones, PhD
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Lincoln needs to stop being 10 years behind trends.

A-Class and Model 3 prove luxury buyers still want sedans.  The pendulum will swing back and then back again.  

They tried it but they were about ten years early.  All the Denali/Lariat/Dubya edition trucks sold now make me think it is absolutely the right time.

Remember every time a new Cadillac comes out when jaloptrolls go crazy over how the Continental is the luxury car people really want? How its such an incredible success? Most people here will refuse to remember.

This thing was always ugly and bloated; and its interior was dated when it finally came out.  The language

How many fucking pictures of trump did they train this thing with?

Can someone explain why I like the headlight treatment? It’s so squiggly and mess that I feel like it shouldn’t work. But somehow it does?

Taillights are a little uninspired though.

Honestly this is what GM should have done with Cadillac ever since they bought and stopped Cadillac competing with Bentley and RR.

Cadillacs should be ridiculous luxury vehicles. Buick can be the American Audi/Benz, Chevy should be cheap crap, Pontiac for sports lux, GMC as a Range Rover competitor, Corvette should

Sedans are coming into their own again.  It’s like the airbag bloat of the 2000s is finally being dealt with.

All he did was describe the candy shit in Waze.

“You drive the other car for road trips.”

At least until you realize how good the charging infrastructure across the US already is. 

Everything should be this small.  The problem isn’t this, its all the shit larger than this.

If it stops you from touching your face, its helpful.  Gluing an easter egg to your face would help if it reminds you not to rub your eyes.

Does it matter?  We’re all driving 1/40th what we used to.

So this Bernie bro steals OK boomer and people are applauding this? Bernouts are the most fucking privileged idiots in this country.

Yeah, wasn't she the reason her daughter got cancer or something?

Can’t deny that Swedish wood is pretty nice though in the Volvo.

I know this isn’t a hot take, but god damn was Arrival good. A movie about linguists that uses aliens as the delivery vehicle.

I wanna know what this tobacco pipe button does.

an interior that looks like it’s from 2008.”

I think they could tape an extra seat in the rear, ship it over, and then remove the seat and it passes.

This is the truck I want and more.  Specifically the footsteps on the side.  Didn’t know I wanted that on a tiny truck, but now I do.