Woah. I have one on my desk right now. Trying to find the composite video pin on it; if anyone can help me out. I believe I found audio. My model has no video in jack; and the boards on these things seem to have changed by the month.

Can someone explain why I like the headlight treatment? It’s so squiggly and mess that I feel like it shouldn’t work. But somehow it does?

Taillights are a little uninspired though.

“Everyone out here’s drinking PG Tips or Yorkshire Tea like a normal person, maybe unwinding with a nice chai, or green tea, if you’re feeling a little extra and want to put the work in.”

I bet your Starbucks order has more than ten syllables. 

Honestly this is what GM should have done with Cadillac ever since they bought and stopped Cadillac competing with Bentley and RR.

Cadillacs should be ridiculous luxury vehicles. Buick can be the American Audi/Benz, Chevy should be cheap crap, Pontiac for sports lux, GMC as a Range Rover competitor, Corvette should…

How the fuck can “call the fascist cops that left the device” be a safe option?

Sedans are coming into their own again.  It’s like the airbag bloat of the 2000s is finally being dealt with.

“When you really just don’t care it’s a great option.”

Underrated point right here.  My friend brought a portable projector (480P) to a snowboarding trip.  The TV didn’t work in the cabin.  Saved our asses, even if it was the same quality as a magnifying glass and an old iPod touch.

“ trace a pattern template onto foam for the kid’s Halloween costume”

I did this about 15 years ago; it was an awesome use for a projector. 

At my father’s house; he turns on the projector and picture frame moves out of the way to reveal an in-wall projector. The image is about 150".

It’s fucking awesome.

All he did was describe the candy shit in Waze.

“You drive the other car for road trips.”

At least until you realize how good the charging infrastructure across the US already is. 

Everything should be this small.  The problem isn’t this, its all the shit larger than this.

If it stops you from touching your face, its helpful.  Gluing an easter egg to your face would help if it reminds you not to rub your eyes.

Does it matter?  We’re all driving 1/40th what we used to.

So this Bernie bro steals OK boomer and people are applauding this? Bernouts are the most fucking privileged idiots in this country.

My brother in law nailed it; it was like listening to a blind man describing colors. 

Yeah, wasn't she the reason her daughter got cancer or something?

Can’t deny that Swedish wood is pretty nice though in the Volvo.

I know this isn’t a hot take, but god damn was Arrival good. A movie about linguists that uses aliens as the delivery vehicle.

I wanna know what this tobacco pipe button does.