No way in hell that Icon with a whole Tesla inside costs less than a base Ferrari quatrofolienflameblowupanello. 

The fact that no one noticed for 3 years is a sure sign that the venn diagram of Jalops and Charlie the nth listeners is two separate circles.

Occam's Razor suggests someone from the administration made them an offer they couldn't refuse; like the Ukrainians.

“a luxury, electric SUV is exactly the type of vehicle a wealthy, liberal NYC elite would drive.”

Someone didn’t read the article. 

“a $500+ monthly payment... and I don’t even live on my own yet.” 

Ah the butt exhaust.  Haven’t seen that since the old Boxster.

Where they perch, they poo.

I prefer never under a tree or anything else that houses liquid pooping aerial dinosaur descendants.

Sure, when Greta sounds the alarms, Brian finally listens; when Andrew Yang sounds the alarms, Brian sides with the deniers.

“Mazda is going to use a rotary as a generator for a hybrid model.”

I talk a lot of crap about rotaries, but if Mazda does this I will be stoked.

“watching the crazies for a bit”

No joke; feels like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest when I have to read comments from the perpetually offended apologists like yourself.

The previous owner must’ve drilled it.  I don’t like the way it looks centered; it looks like a buck tooth.

I don’t like the plate in the middle; it makes the car look like it has a buck tooth.

The inspiration:

For a second I thought it was an Alfa. The shield on the side looked like the quadrifoglio for a moment alongside the red paint and the gold wheels.

Are you kidding?  Its the perfect application.  Low CoG can finally eliminate the Miata having the body roll of a jet ski.

How can it not be Devin Nunes here?

I love high gloss, non-metallic paints.  Subaru has some good ones too, as does the VAG brands.

Seriously. This is supposed to be an automotive publication yet they conveniently forget things they have published themselves.

“Been in both. Lincoln interiors blow Cadillac away.”

Are you blind with no fingers?  Their interiors look like 2006 Volvos; with just as much plastic.