“I think a major downside to this is the length of time to complete a full sweep.”

It should be faster than a traditional one because there is less leverage. A rotating wiper has leverage effects the whole way, this one would only have it at the endpoints. If they put actuators on the top and bottom, the leverage is…

How about an invention that automatically turns on peoples’ headlights when they turn on their wipers?

That first future assumed the boomers would die out.

“Paying attention to the road? Fuck that.”

If you people were actually paying attention to the road, you wouldn’t be crying about touchscreens.

Stop messing with shit and focus on driving.

All these “touchscreens are bad!” people sound like they’re distracted drivers.

As long as HVAC and volume controls are physical, you should be fine.

I’m not sure why you’re trying to go 15 menus deep while driving; stop doing that. Now when parked, and say, killing time at a charging station; what’s the big deal? All…

Actually, as a Californian, I find Laguna Seca times much more relevant to my life than Nürburgring times.

But I’d rather have a Taycan than a Model 3.

“Pointless charging gimmick”

Considering Apple led the charge to kill wired headphones; this isn’t pointless. 

Reverse wireless charging would be nice for wireless earbuds.

The more I look at this thing, the less I like it.

I had to scroll passed that damn lotus seed thing real fast, but the iPhone isn’t doing it for me. Its too perfectly triangular.

Anyway, enjoy this Light L16 that I definitely learned about here on Gizmodo:

Frozen Reese’s are great; you must be confused.

Freezing Sour Patch Watermelons is also great.  So is torching them for a second.

Earther: “let’s deny the effects climate change for easy clicks!”

Look at you fat president’s Twitter, you confederate moron.

I looks like they gave that new Acura concept a paint job and rhinoplasty. 

In the Kinja notification panel, it just had your comment and I was wondering where the “7-11 Burrito” came from.  That’s actually hilarious with the picture.

Where do you even park something like that?  This takes the space of about 8 parking spots.

I actually agree; I also like to put my windows down when its hot out and crank the AC. I think the comfort is in the temperature difference above all else.

Its nice to sit by a fire in the cold.

This is some textbook hypocrisy coming from climate change denier brian kahn.

“Don’t apologise for shit Hogan.”

Fuck I thought I fell into the hulk hogan debacle for a second. 

Tesla claims its drivetrain has “fewer than 20" moving parts.