Lowering the center of gravity should make them significantly more safe as well.

I’m just a realist and I hate the way Jalopnik readers like you just bandwagon off of the authors’ opinion without taking a second to look at the actual market.

You’re a sheep; and you keep proving it with these delusional fantasies about successes Lincoln objectively does not have.

So... This is really only going to work if you wear the graphene like this:

“Mickey Rourke is not is beyond me”

We youths totally know Mickey Rourke from being the worst villain Tony Stark had to fight. 

Ah man I just got a Switch and I’ve kind of just assumed it had bluetooth for audio. I also assumed it had Netflix.

I’m still enjoying it but I guess I won’t be connecting it to my Glaxay Buds... And now I need to get a Roku or something because I cancelled XBOX live when I bought this.

I just bought a Switch three days ago. I almost waited for this, but I’m glad I didn’t. The ability to plug into the TV is just too damn cool. I watched way too many reviews of the “new” Switch versus the original and all reported that the controllers are much sturdier when docked on the new model. I don’t notice any…

Reminds me of JD Power awards.

“Best Midsize SUV with over 13 paint options and less than 50% vowels in the model name on roads East of the Missippi.”

I don’t work for GM; but you should absolutely heed your own advice and actually step into a Lincoln for once. Enjoy that glossy black plastic and tacked-on tablet.

Then come back here and report on how disappointing reality is compared to their auto-show concepts.

It stacks with medicare/medicaid.  But Yang is also a proponent of M4A.

For food stamps; its a choice. They’d have to give up food stamps in order to receive the dividend. Do you want food stamps and paperwork or do you want $1000/mo with no oversight?

The FD is opt-in; so if $12,000/year is worse in the yes of the…

“It’s funny that Lincoln of all makers is curb stomping Cadillac. “

Reality doesn’t reflect this at all.  Its a Jalopnik legend.  Lincoln sales figure are abysmal and their production cars are as far from the concepts in terms of quality and (interior) design as Subarus. 

“The issue with Cadillac is a noticeable gap in quality and overall appearance when compared to brands like Lincoln.”

This just demonstrates you haven’t been in a Lincoln or a Cadillac in over 10 years...  The hive mind on this site is absurd. Lincolns are god-awful right now; and Cadillac would be (more) suicidal to…

Sales figures show that people still like Cadillac more than Lincoln.

Seriously. The Lincoln delusion on this site is absurd. Lincoln is dying and much faster than Cadillac. Their vehicles are great in concept; and turds in production. It’s sad; the demise of both brands— but anyone that thinks Lincoln is turning itself around is absolutely lying to themselves.

“Look at Lincoln, who have they been chasing? Nobody...”

To be fair, they’re selling much worse than Cadillac.

IDK why Jalops think emulating Lincoln is a winning formula.  It would just accelerate the death of Cadillac. 

It looks better than the Rolls Royce Cullinan but that's a low bar. 

And if it ages like the original; it will never look dated.

The whole point of the commercial was that Jerry Seinfeld got the first one.  And (IIRC) it took so long in real life that he cancelled his order.

We thank Bernie for inspiring Yang. There’s a reason Bernie’s campaign is bleeding progressive to Yang’s.  Yang is the better candidate from any objective measure.

“If you want to have a serious conversation about Andrew Yang, you need to have it with someone else. I pretty much consider him a prank candidate and refuse to talk about him like he deserves serious consideration.”

Not only is this idiot ignorant as fuck; its proud of how ignorant it is.

People like you are why we…

I don’t understand why brian is still shilling for david koch. The bastard is dead.