So.... $100 per violation? Chump change for a corporation like Chipotle. If we actually want things to change these penalties have to be way bigger.
IndianaJoan
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Constantly/repeatedly kissing your partner in public (and specifically for the cameras) is kinda weird by most people’s standards. Doing it while she looks like she doesn’t really want to is worse.
Chipotle is the Wells Fargo of fast food! Terrible product, horrible, flagrant violations, constant fines. Soon they’ll be stomping into our workplaces and stealing our wallets, insisting we ordered for lunch when we know damn good and well we brought yogurt and it’s in the fridge.
Mrs. Bieber’s body language is screaming get that Caterpillar-fuzzy-upper-lip away from me and my lipstick before you mess it up!
That is the thing about a health screening. Everyone it catches does not necessarily have the disease in question. But it’s one of those civil society things. Society depends on the innate decency of humans to tell the truth, then those honest humans suffer personal inconvenience for the greater good. Without that?…
Because when teenagers aren’t aware of what the child labor laws say, it’s really easy for companies to take advantage of that. I had a job as a teenager that engaged in some really, really illegal practices but since I was 17, it was pre-internet, and nobody had ever told me what the child labor laws entailed, I just…
On the other hand, as an American it’s kinda nice to see the Chinese taking our throne as shittiest tourists on the planet.
Why does the half million go to educating children about the child labour laws? It's Chipotle who need the education here.
What’s the point of being wealthy if you can’t rub it in the poors’ faces?
The only surprising thing here is that they have 50 Massachusetts locations. Who the hell is even eating that slop?
He called you in the middle of the night to tell you all about having sex with somebody else? And he thought you had broken up? That some weird shit there.
I had been seeing Andrew (yes, that’s his real name) for about a year when mutual friends of ours announced their engagement. These friends were the first in both of their families to marry, so both families wanted to make the wedding A Very Big Deal. The adorable couple (henceforth known as AC) made all the plans,…
oh gahd. something about “ugh, fucking Julia” made me crack up and also really empathize haha I am pissed for you and with you (or maybe it’s the fact that I am also Ms. M! ha!)
I had started dating this guy, my last year of college. He wasn’t in college, but after graduating, he decided he wanted to be ‘good enough’ for me and get himself educated by going to video game school in Florida. Dumbass me was in love, and moved halfway across the country, away from all of my friends and family, to…
Mine is only ridiculous in how mundane and... perfect (?) it was.
Words to fucking live by:
I once had a guy break up with me in the passenger unloading zone while dropping me off for an out of town flight. It was cowardly AF, but also kind of ingenious because he knew he only had to deal with me for about 3 minutes before security would move him on.
When I was 16 a dude I had been seeing for a few months ghosted me. The odd part about this was, on top of not answering my calls or emails, we also had a class together and he completely ignored me in person too. After about a week and a half of this I realized that spending the time I had been spending with him with…
In high school, the day of homecoming, which I was supposed to go to with my boyfriend. I was at the football game with some of my friends, and my boyfriend was there with some of his friends (he went to the rival school). I was talking to him and some other people and this girl, ugh, fucking Julia, said something alon…