My husband always gets annoyed why I care so much about frantically cleaning the house before his mom or my mom visit. You hit the nail on the head - he won’t get judged, but I will. I think it also stems from seeing my mom freak out about cleaning when I was a kid before her mom visited. At the time, I thought she…

Ninth grade computer class, which was an elective. We would drill for awhile every day, sometimes with our computer screens covered and sometimes with the keyboard covered. I remember being annoyed with it at the time but I’m so glad I did it. I can type by touch around 85 wpm. I’m often surprised with how many people…

California is 163,696 square miles, but sure, making an assessment based on some eight pictures in a small area with dried gum on the sidewalks seems reasonable.

When I was a kid I thought I hated cheese for the longest time because the first cheese I ever tried was American cheese. I still mourn for all the years I wasted cheeseless.

They don’t put it in, manufacturers (see China) are just to cheap to screen for it or remove it.

Yeah, it is kind of a weird inconsistency.

Madeline’s last name is Mackenzie.

Oh my god, I hope they gave you a hazmat suit too!

I can tell you from personal experience they don’t care. I had a relative going through the process of becoming a police officer. I was one of their references when the background check started. I was very honest and told the investigator that not only did this person have a temper, but they made comments and posts…

YES!

You must not be using the new “clean coal.”

This. If a cat has lived too long outside, some will never acclimate to being indoor cats. My last house came with a feral cat colony that I helped take care of (all were spayed/neutered). Some of the cats were more friendly than others, but I guarantee that none of them could have ever been converted to indoor cats.

Getting anyone to cross the bridge is like getting them to cross an ocean, so that totally counts as a long distance hookup. (But yes, he should have crossed for you.)

Mine actually wasn’t that bad and I usually have terrible periods. Go figure.

It’s a type of drought resistant plant.

Thank you <3

It looks like it’s from “Valerie and Her Week of Wonders.” And yes, it looks really amazing and really weird.

I really don’t think it was any of my coworkers, but I also feel bad accusing the janitor. Why don’t other people have my guilt complex?!

Seriously... and going through the trouble to try and cover it by butchering the other plants?

This. I actually remember a study done awhile back where supplements were tested and half of them were literally made with common weeds, which can obviously be harmful to some people and definitely helpful to no one.