Madeline’s last name is Mackenzie.

Oh my god, I hope they gave you a hazmat suit too!

I can tell you from personal experience they don’t care. I had a relative going through the process of becoming a police officer. I was one of their references when the background check started. I was very honest and told the investigator that not only did this person have a temper, but they made comments and posts…

YES!

You must not be using the new “clean coal.”

This. If a cat has lived too long outside, some will never acclimate to being indoor cats. My last house came with a feral cat colony that I helped take care of (all were spayed/neutered). Some of the cats were more friendly than others, but I guarantee that none of them could have ever been converted to indoor cats.

Getting anyone to cross the bridge is like getting them to cross an ocean, so that totally counts as a long distance hookup. (But yes, he should have crossed for you.)

Mine actually wasn’t that bad and I usually have terrible periods. Go figure.

It’s a type of drought resistant plant.

Thank you <3

It looks like it’s from “Valerie and Her Week of Wonders.” And yes, it looks really amazing and really weird.

I really don’t think it was any of my coworkers, but I also feel bad accusing the janitor. Why don’t other people have my guilt complex?!

Seriously... and going through the trouble to try and cover it by butchering the other plants?

This. I actually remember a study done awhile back where supplements were tested and half of them were literally made with common weeds, which can obviously be harmful to some people and definitely helpful to no one.

It really doesn’t make any sense since it’s effectively the same as any other hormonal birth control, just faster. I’ve had to get it once and didn’t have a problem except the male pharmacist had no idea what the instructions were and had to ask the female pharmacist on staff, which I found completely baffling (he…

Ah, I’m in California, so guess I’ll have to wait awhile!

Earlier this year I was also a victim of office theft. My MIL had sent me a very nice succulent arrangement because it’s been a very hard year (my mom is fighting an aggressive cancer), and I decided to keep it on my desk. Several weeks later, I go to water it and notice something odd. All of the nicer succulents had…

I love Spindrift! It’s different than La Croix though. La Croix adds “essence” of flavors, whereas Spindrift actually adds in fruit juice, 10% I think, so it’s flavoring is a lot more bold. It has calories since it has fruit juice, but it’s still unsweetened so it’s pretty minimal.

I have never seen a Polar Seltzer in any store before. Is that an East Coast thing?

I hate sweetened drinks, so San Pelligrino is not a reasonable or even close substitute for plain sparkling water with a flavor essence. Is La Croix the best? Probably not, but it’s often the most reasonably priced (besides store brands, which are hit and miss for me).