One of the first questions I get from people who visit or move here is always, “So, uh, what’s up with all the human feces?”

People will cross the Bay for work, but rarely for anything else. I moved to the East Bay many years ago and you’d have thought I’d moved across the country for how often I can get SF friends to visit me on this side...

Yes, I’ve had the same problem in every European country I’ve been in. The waiter will ask if I need anything else, I say no and just assume that means the check will come, but they will literally let you sit there for another hour twiddling your thumbs unless you flag them down and directly ask for the check, to…

I don’t think the issue in the letter is that people are staying past the kitchen closing, but they are staying well past the time their meal is finished and are using up the next reservation’s time slot. If I’m a walk-in to a restaurant, I find that the host is usually very upfront with telling me they can seat us…

This article is timely because I just ordered CBD oil for the first time to try. I think it’s true of any medication that it will work for some people and not for others, and while the studies are limited the ones that are out do show some promise. I do know lots of people who swear by it for their dogs, especially…

I don’t remember seeing that option on career day!

But who has to draw the short straw to get the semen?

The 70s were a more optimistic time apparently.

I had a friend who had a drunk guy throw up in her hair on the bus. Any kind of bodily fluid from a stranger on public transport is the worst!

Once on the bus, I was sitting in a seat that faced another seat. Anyway, this old lady gets on the bus and sits across from me. Suddenly, she very calmly pulls out a clear plastic bag from her purse and starts *vomiting* in it. She fills the clear bag with vomit, and has just enough room to hold it shut. She just…

I wonder if it’s because they have older kids that help with the younger siblings?

Wait, is the Big Bang Theory talking about Jezebel in the show? Maybe I should watch...

Unlimited Presidential Harassment....

Oh I get Botox for migraines too! When I get migraines I still feel them in my neck and forehead, so the peppermint oil is still soothing. On the plus side my crow’s feet have disappeared, so at least I get one benefit from them.

Yeah, but they didn’t realize it would become so relevant in the news again!

I use peppermint essential oil on my neck and temples when I have a migraine because it’s soothing (in addition to drugs). Accidentally getting it even close to my eye is awful, I can’t imagine the pain of putting it directly in!

I always ask people, “You get hit by a car - who do you go to? The ER with doctors or people on the Internet? When you are in a health crisis, who do you actually trust?” People who are healthy are often flippant, but hold their feet under the fire and they will realize what they actually believe pretty quickly. Of…

Unfortunately it has echoes of much of Bernie’s platform - nice ideas but no details or plan on a feasible way to execute.

Okay, but you skipped over the first two lines to get there.