I don’t remember seeing that option on career day!

But who has to draw the short straw to get the semen?

The 70s were a more optimistic time apparently.

I had a friend who had a drunk guy throw up in her hair on the bus. Any kind of bodily fluid from a stranger on public transport is the worst!

Once on the bus, I was sitting in a seat that faced another seat. Anyway, this old lady gets on the bus and sits across from me. Suddenly, she very calmly pulls out a clear plastic bag from her purse and starts *vomiting* in it. She fills the clear bag with vomit, and has just enough room to hold it shut. She just…

I wonder if it’s because they have older kids that help with the younger siblings?

Wait, is the Big Bang Theory talking about Jezebel in the show? Maybe I should watch...

Unlimited Presidential Harassment....

Oh I get Botox for migraines too! When I get migraines I still feel them in my neck and forehead, so the peppermint oil is still soothing. On the plus side my crow’s feet have disappeared, so at least I get one benefit from them.

Yeah, but they didn’t realize it would become so relevant in the news again!

I use peppermint essential oil on my neck and temples when I have a migraine because it’s soothing (in addition to drugs). Accidentally getting it even close to my eye is awful, I can’t imagine the pain of putting it directly in!

I always ask people, “You get hit by a car - who do you go to? The ER with doctors or people on the Internet? When you are in a health crisis, who do you actually trust?” People who are healthy are often flippant, but hold their feet under the fire and they will realize what they actually believe pretty quickly. Of…

Unfortunately it has echoes of much of Bernie’s platform - nice ideas but no details or plan on a feasible way to execute.

Okay, but you skipped over the first two lines to get there.

This is a different case than the original one Daniels filed against Cohen and Trump. It helps to read the link.

It’s not just young rappers, it’s young people in general. My husband works at a college and he talks about the proliferation of face tattoos all the time. I don’t get it. Now get off my lawn!

I think even if she gave her “permission” to give it to the police and he did, she’s a minor and can’t give consent, so he would still be in possession of child pornography.

He should have called CPS on her behalf. That’s all. I can’t imagine anyone in their right mind would ever ask a child to record her rape. The fact that he was befriending a child online is already a huge red flag.

I don’t know why you wouldn’t just take a break and schedule another session later. It’s not like she can’t afford it.

It looks like he had a birth deformity that was never corrected, like a doctor had to vacuum him out or something.