A few years ago my Netflix account got hacked by someone in Germany. I noticed when I started having weird things on my queue. No big deal, I changed my password. But they got back in again, and started watching more weird shit. So I changed my password again. Apparently this really made them mad, because they got…

Yes, I love this one too.

The Nativity by Georges de La Tour.

Yeah, I’m sure I’d be able to get to the gym every morning too if I had my own personal gym and staff to make my green smoothie for me.

Exactly. I read the book The Girls Who Went Away (highly recommend), and one of the stories that really stuck out for me was a woman who was forced into a home for unwed mothers as a young girl and had her baby taken away to be adopted. She said later in life she had an abortion, and she never once regretted it, but…

He was naked to the point of not having any clothes on. The duvet was his only cover, and under the duvet he was naked. She could feel the nakedness of her own body under her clothes. She realized, in a sense, everyone was naked. But he was very naked.

I love sleep and I also love my bed. I like having an extra 15 minutes after my alarm goes off just to enjoy the coziness of being in bed.

I actually have a “sunrise” alarm clock. The light gradually comes on about 15 minutes before the alarm goes off. The light is supposed to help you wake up more naturally. In any case, it’s a lot harder to fall back to sleep with a bright light in your face.

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I went to a super restrictive religious elementary school, which I guess made us bored and weird in return. Anyway, it was probably 3rd or 4th grade, definitely old enough to know better, and I remember walking around the baseball diamond with my friends during recess chanting, “God made dirt so dirt don’t hurt.” We…

My dog, like most dogs, will eat things she’s not supposed to, and last Christmas she ate a squeaker out of a toy. I sighed as I picked up the ruined remains of an elephant and noted she had ate the squeaker, and my know-it-all brother asked indignantly that didn’t I need to take her to the vet to get her stomach…

The Big Bang happens again and destroys humanity but especially this show.

I was going to say, isn’t that pic of him from like 5+ years ago?

Also, many gov’t employees can’t get a second job. Some employees are contractually banned from earning money from “outside activities” and others can’t have any job that overlaps with their gov’t responsibilities or creates a conflict of interest. Often they must get approval from a supervisor or ethics committee…

I have a Star Trek ad. If it’s Google Ads, the ads are personalized to each person and Splinter has no control of that content.

I can’t tell what’s worse, the lyrics or the singing, but together they are truly atrocious.

Whenever I do wear a ponytail, taking it out is 1000% more pleasurable than taking off my bra. Sometimes I want to wear one just to experience that moment of sweet release.

Yeah, it drives me crazy that people don’t see the similarities between their own religions. But I always ask people what they think of a nun’s wardrobe when I hear them criticizing burqas or something. It usually doesn’t cause them to be immediately defensive and hopefully makes them think for a minute.

Or she would have had as much sex as she wanted but would have known to use protection.

Same. I was raised in a school like this and taught that my virginity would be the “greatest gift” I could give my husband. I am happily married, but I do wish it had been a gift I had been willing to give myself.