On my recent physical my doctor just asked me what I weighed (said they could weigh me if I didn’t know). I had an eating disorder when I was younger and weighing myself in front of others has always given me a lot of anxiety, so it was really nice that they just asked and trusted what I said. I think that’s the first…

Yeah, I don’t get it. The only place I know him from is hosting a “talk show” about a show that got shitty a long time ago. I don’t even know why the show is still on, let alone why it needs to be rehashed afterwards.

Yeah, my husband’s grandmother smoked a pack and day and lived on Gin, starting drinking the second she woke up. She lived to be 96 and completely independently until the last month (well, we had to take her keys away when she was around 90, but that’s it). Anecdotal evidence for the win!

What is rocket surgery and how do I get it?

Are you talking about her age? It was around three years ago (she was 18 at the time and engaged, and yeah, I told them they were too young and now they’re learning the hard way unfortunately).

Whaattttt? I guess I know what to get my in-laws for a big anniversary present or something...

The idea of keto, from what I know, is that if you’re doing it right you should be going into ketosis, this is when your body burns fat instead of carbs.

Judgemental? I’ve had a family member killed by someone driving under the influence, so yeah, I get to be “judgemental” of people who do so. Also, calling people a “cunt” who call out bad and dangerous behavior is real classy of you.

Haha, they are in their 60s.

My in-laws are really into Train for some reason. They keep trying to get us to go to concerts with them and we’re just like, oh yeah... busy all of those days...

It’s “a thing” for shitty people. Ever hear of public transit?

My very young sister-in-law (18) once very memorably said to me, “The best day of my life, after I get married and have a baby, will be the day I see Maroon 5 in concert.” My greatest show of restraint ever was not laughing after she said this to me very seriously. She actually did see them the other year, I keep…

I always think about marijuana as similar to other prescription drugs. There are plenty of those that are not safe to take while driving even if they are completely legal, and if you choose to take them and drive anyway that can still result in a DUI. There are a lot of people who can’t drive due to the effects of…

She probably had a very good plastic surgeon stitch her up, so less scarring than us regular people would be entitled to.

It’s definitely not a thing (or at least legal) and you will get a DUI for it.

Aren’t the swaddlers specifically for babies though?

I got four episodes in and lost interest. I liked the pilot, but then every episode following it had the same shtick and I hated how Maisel was ignorant of the stupidest things. That said, it was visually nice and I loved her outfits.

Little kids, yes, but 8-years-old? This kid plays team sports and is adept with video games, I don’t think his motor skills are lacking, although I will give the caveat that maybe he just doesn’t have the attention span to do a good job.

My mom was really into Little House on the Prairie and Anne of Green Gables, so she was thrilled when she had me, her daughter, and she could make me clothes. For most of my elementary school pictures I am dressed in a Little House style dress with puff sleeves. And I don’t even know how she found the patterns for…

Did he open a foundation with all the blood money he inherited?