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Lieutenant Colonel (Retired) Mack Balls
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...you haven’t hung around a lot of punks, have you? Cordoning the genre is as timeless of a tradition as mosh pits, semi-improvised political rants, and thinking Green Day is just the fucking worst for ‘selling out’.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

Does that chicken have a mustache on his head? I wouldn’t trust a chicken with facial hair.

So this story was

ZodiacMotherFucker must’ve been working the register that day.

oh my lord there’s a Chewie/Porg one? Bestill my heart and take all my money.

Or perhaps the mature realization that it’s OKAY if some things are there just to be cute and fuzzy because this is Star Wars and it is basically still for kids.

I searched this thread specifically for that comment, and I knew I wouldn’t be disappointed.

We hate the porgs we do!

So Chewie’s basically using it as the Falcon’s dashboard ornament?

I have all of Blue Oyster Cute’s porg rock albums.

Hey everyone! Remember the “Remember ALF? He’s back, in Pog form!” comment? It’s back, in Porg form!

Mere fact that you calling it “Porg pop” tell me you not ready.

That’s where I got my fuzzy Lockjaw. “I need to pay more visits to Hot Pocket” is something I haven’t said and meant since I was 15.

Strong Disagree.

Hot Topic has a fuzzy one. It’s glorious.

That was Rogue One.

Okay, I’m going the “Family Guy” route. These movies are officially too cute. Luke needs to make some Storm Troopers dig their own graves.

It’s like the tracking shot from Goodfellas.

I’m actually most impressed with the camera operating. Especially on a phone.