Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

“There is no reset button on real life situations police face.”

I get the complaint (though I’d quibble with the 75% generalization), and it’s something we wrestle with. The problem is that this site isn’t only written for Kinja Deals readers; we also cater to passerby from other GMG sites who happen upon our posts while reading other articles.

I get the complaint (though I’d quibble with the 75% generalization), and it’s something we wrestle with. The…

The man on the tape wasn’t specific.

we can be lurking buddies! wasting an entire 8 hours at work is tough. i can always use the help.

i’ve never been approved on Jez. only on Gawker.

The mammoth isn’t going to be born with any disease it wasn’t exposed to in-utero. Diseases don’t spring up out of nowhere.

Person posting comments on a blog tells scientists doing groundbreaking work “Don’t you have better things to do” without sense of irony.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

I think the only reasonable solution is some kind of no-holds-barred battle royale to the death with the trainers and staff. Just put all 11 orcas and all the people in the pool until only one person or whale is left, then they are king of Sea World.

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

Tl;dr: we don’t care who she fucks, as long as she FUCKS OFF.

This isn’t accurate on a number of counts.

It also makes regular people become criminals. I was hit by a driver in Houston a few years ago. I wanted a police report for my insurance company. The driver was fine until I started to call the police. It took me a minute to realize he probably wasn’t afraid of the ticket, but possibly was undocumented. These laws…

Hear, hear!

Don’t forget your relaxation technique, George.

I love that there is a German word for this. A long word, but a word nonetheless.

Um, what?

Tesla will probably fix it for free. Here’s hoping- good PR.