No, the best line was when Hoeness dropped this banger.

A Police Lineup

This is fucking awesome

Be honest, you made those names up, didn’t you?

1 is right

I’m afraid I just Bleu myself

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

Argentina still can’t beat an island of fishermen & farmers.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

Again, as the only non-Lebron fan who comments on Deadspin, I will just say this (and stay in the grays because of it), that Lebron doesn’t have the balls to go to a Western team as he needs his free ride to the finals every year.

So it’s settled then? We can all 100% agree that Brady uses PEDs? Good, it’s settled.

Counterpoint:

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

That shit switched from Yanny to Laurel on me and now I’m bugging out. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, PATRICK.

I’m Mike Pence, and I approve this message.

The problem with baseball is that on the spectrum of chance vs. skill, it lies much closer to the former than every other sport; the first-order model of fastball/not-fastball, swing/take captures a large portion of it. It’s more akin to poker than anything else. My theory is that this point is slowly (if…

The Capitals are child #4. They see everybody else has gotten their’s so they figure it is finely their turn. Then they get sick on cotton candy and hot dogs, throw up, and go home early.

Andy Roddick also has a panic room, unfortunately anyone else with Centre Court passes can get in there too.